My wife’s friend sent her an Instagram reel—a video of two attractive women smiling and laughing during a happy hour or a brunch, the kind of place where wedge salads are paired with lavender martinis and the estrogen runneth over.
I know something's funny when I keep seeing lines I want to steal. I'm with you on the zombie response. Got my garden tools sharpened--and I don't have a garden.
I was once hired to write commercial concepts for a carpet cleaner/stain remover, and I pitched a zombie apocalypse idea where a June Cleaver-type mom kept her axe right next to the stain remover. It killed in the room, but they thought it was too provocative. Those execs wouldn't make it past the opening credits of a George Romero movie.
I know something's funny when I keep seeing lines I want to steal. I'm with you on the zombie response. Got my garden tools sharpened--and I don't have a garden.
I was once hired to write commercial concepts for a carpet cleaner/stain remover, and I pitched a zombie apocalypse idea where a June Cleaver-type mom kept her axe right next to the stain remover. It killed in the room, but they thought it was too provocative. Those execs wouldn't make it past the opening credits of a George Romero movie.
Good one Norm, You made laugh out loud. Best regards Manerva
Another mission accomplished. :)
Haha! Another slam dunk, Norm!!🤣❤️👏