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Hilarious. Glad she's not my neighbor but I've gotta respect anyone that pre-buys their casket on sale and utilizes it to stash their Costco haul.

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Efficiency is an admirable quality.

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What really struck me was the fact that she got a coffin on sale.

Was it a two for one deal? Was it last year's color? Was it an odd size? The possibilities are endless and disturbing.

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If it was on sale, it was definitely used, I think....

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It's a cottage industry.

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Agreed, endless and disturbing. As much as I want to know all the answers, I kind of like not knowing. The bizarre mystery is delicious.

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You can really take us to strange places. I find it rather interesting, since I took Psych as my college minor....but don't worry. I was only there for one year.

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I thought I was hungry. Then I thought I had indigestion from an earlier meal. Finally, I read about Birdie. Problem solved.

Good gravy. I watch/listen to Mystery Science Theater 3000. And check my emails. And avoid news. All until it's time to go serve the citizens of the small city I work for. It's a fair, if avoidant, approach to these days.

Birdie will bring me nightmares. Such is life. The Birdies of the world (incumbent president included) need a dose of wasp spray. But I have a rich fantasy life :D

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Read NORM, then who needs to spend money on a diet?

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As much as I want to endorse this, I still feel like a person should knock back some Cheez-its every so often.

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If you have a rich fantasy life, you have everything. ;)

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Hilarious. I'm all about saving space and getting good deals, so this lady is right up my alley.

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She’s an unintentional influencer.

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Who would have guessed you had such a heart.

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Shucks.

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Birdie sounds like a hoot of a neighbor, I’d enjoy her

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She’s a benevolent terrorist.

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Forget charging you for the show of seeing her elderly behind. She should be paying for your therapy.

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Ooh, there’s a list I should write—people who should be paying for my therapy. It might need to be several volumes.

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Just reading about the room with the cat fur got my sinuses going and my nose is still running, and I'm not even allergic to cats. Good one, Norm. I "see" your stories paragraph by paragraph and that's a compliment. Merry Christmas, anyway....lol

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I will take that compliment, Sweet Kate! And Merry Christmas to you!

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Birdie!! What is her backstory?? Dang. This was hilarious. 🤣

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I've asked this same question many, many times. I have some ideas, but I'm confident that Birdie is one those people whose story is way more bizarre than anything I could dream up.

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Your dreams are my nightmares! Yikes!....is your wife okay??

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Mostly, she is. ;)

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I love your stories, idiot.

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Well played. Respect.

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