I’ve said some stupid things in my time. You might be familiar with some of them. Like the time I said, “I’m going to run a marathon.” Or the time I told a guy in need of a condiment assist, “I got you,” and then proceeded to unintentionally assault him. Or the time I told my wife I’d make her avocado toast when I was in no emotional condition to handle…
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