OMG 😆 What a hilarious story! 😂🥴Sounds like Ed rules the whole house and everything in it!!! I can’t believe that sweet little darling raised such a ruckus! Even more unbelievable, I can’t believe you rubbed him until he purred. lol 😂🐈😹 sounds like when his mama leaves for college, you’re gonna be Ed’s New Best Friend😅😅😅😅
I enjoyed all of this until the bit about the claw in the nipple, when I shuddered in pain. Then I laughed, especially at the soundtrack to Hell. More, more, more.
Oh, ya gotta enjoy that Kodak Moment: Ed the Dick is break dancing on your scalp, having scaled your body (and using one nipple as a critical handhold). Meanwhile, Banjo is bellowing like Bruce Springsteen undergoing an anesthetic-free neutering (and, unlike Bruce, is actually ON key) ... and all of this is in the wee hours of the morning.
*THIS* is exactly why I only care for houseplants.
BTW: I love dogs. They're so loyal and expressive. And I love cats. They taste just like chicken ...
OMG 😆 What a hilarious story! 😂🥴Sounds like Ed rules the whole house and everything in it!!! I can’t believe that sweet little darling raised such a ruckus! Even more unbelievable, I can’t believe you rubbed him until he purred. lol 😂🐈😹 sounds like when his mama leaves for college, you’re gonna be Ed’s New Best Friend😅😅😅😅
Love mom ❤️❤️❤️
Not me. I'm Team Thunder.
I’m a sucker for a good dick and pussy(cat) story. Thanks, Norm.
*deep bow*
I enjoyed all of this until the bit about the claw in the nipple, when I shuddered in pain. Then I laughed, especially at the soundtrack to Hell. More, more, more.
I continue to experience residual shudders of pain. Ed lives rent free in my amygdala.
He’s just a baby!
A razor-blade shaped like a baby.
Ed!
You okay? Kitty scratches can be painful. Do people still use Bactine?
Hilarious in hindsight, right?
Wifey and daughter better bring you back some Utah bath salts-- if that exists.
I use Neosporin, but I may have to invest in something stronger, something with a deterrent quality, like a pit bull.
Ahhhh the teen years of kittenhood are never easy. Hang in there.
I'm gonna need gallons of Neosporin.
Oh, ya gotta enjoy that Kodak Moment: Ed the Dick is break dancing on your scalp, having scaled your body (and using one nipple as a critical handhold). Meanwhile, Banjo is bellowing like Bruce Springsteen undergoing an anesthetic-free neutering (and, unlike Bruce, is actually ON key) ... and all of this is in the wee hours of the morning.
*THIS* is exactly why I only care for houseplants.
BTW: I love dogs. They're so loyal and expressive. And I love cats. They taste just like chicken ...