Bats, Buttloads, and BB Guns
WARNING: For legal purposes, this is a work of hyperbole and exaggeration and is in no way an admission of guilt. For entertainment purposes, it’s deadeye accurate. Still, no bats were harmed in the making of this story. The abatement, though, well, that’s another story.
“Y’all got bats in your eaves.” That’s what our neighbor …
